What’s in a Name?/名不可不正
Who’S Number One!/谁**?
Don’t Make Rude Gestures at Traffic Cameras!/非礼勿动!
Smoking Style Gives Fugitive Away/无端却被香烟误
Wacky Warnings/荒唐警示
Hostage Training Exercise Fools Media/抢得假新闻
Romantic Valentines Crash Mobile Phone SyStem/浪漫成灾
LawJ Not Love,May Lie Behind Surge of Marriages/婚姻的法律动机
Vacuum Cleaner Saves Life/救命法宝
Beards a Risk to Food Safety?/胡子风险
Cash from Virgin Mary/圣母的恩赐
Bald Is Bad for Discipline/无发易受罚
The World’S Happiest People?/世界上*幸福的人?
Eloping No Crime if Love Blossoms/私奔无罪
No Place like Home/何处是家园
Police Cite Boy,7,for Taking$6 from Mom/七岁的盗窃犯
Exposure to Cocaine a Downer for Police/被动吸毒
Deaf-Mute Arrested in Phone Fraud Scheme/说不出的冤情
Biorn Borg Urges Europeans to Have More Sex/球星的忠告
1,000 Calls a Day/电话轰炸
Deadly Laund romat Games/死亡游戏
Man Burns Bottom in Flame Prank/玩火自焚
Love Has No Time Clock/爱值得等待
When Power Goes Off/断电以后
rish Students’Boozing Causing High Dropout Rate/拼将学业图一醉
Firm Gives$900,000 to Turkish Santa Claus/给圣诞老人捐款
Quarter of Bus Drivers Lack Driving Skills/不会开车的公车司机
A Wedding Rush Too Hot to Handle/喜事频频神父苦
Lovers Criss—Cross World in Vain/好事多磨
Taxi Drivels Passenger Is His Lon9—Lost Son/载得久别爱子归
Home Floorshow Strips Pensioners of Cash/看不得的表演
One in Three Britons Lies in Job Applications?/居不易,编简历
Attention Dunlops:Tired’of Your Name?/重利轻名
Harriage Vegas Style Fails to Please Girlfriend/赌城奇婚酿苦果
Top U.S.Companies for Working Homs/在职妈妈的好东家
It's a New Record for Cockroad Eating!/吃蟑螂新纪录
Nine—To—Five Is a Grind for Workers/朝九晚五是苦刑
Bar-Coded Cocaine???/带条码的可卡因
Web Site Helps Jailbirds Get Back Together/狱友可向网中寻
Two—Ply Crisis Takes Toll on Toilet Paper/厕纸缩水
Can World Cup Soccer Deter Jailbreaks?/安心坐牢看比赛?
Red Tape for Red Meat/吃肉规矩
Referee Resigns After Being Punished for Scoring/进球无功反有过
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